Yesterday the Department of Home Affairs released a facility online to check your status. Not whether you have HIV or not, that would be a little challenging, but instead and more godlike they can determine whether you are alive or not. And I am alive. Thank god for that.
If you follow this link then you can check your status too. If anyone is dead, then please leave a comment on this post. It would be interesting to see how many dead people are still walking around in this country, particularly given the fact that we are voting next month.
I think that the DHA should have got hold of the Health department and expanded the test to include an online health status check. How tall are you, how much do you weigh, do you smoke, do you drink, do you eat too much read meat. And then if your status is alive, then they could give you an indication of whether you are going to die soon or not. Cool. Collaboration between government departments. What a wow that would be.
Anyway. I will be using this daily to see if I am still alive or not. I always liked the idea of the living dead - vampires etc.
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